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A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.
Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.
Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?
When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.
"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
A lesbian
Hey bruv, are you a leather boots wearer?
You see that girl over there? She wears leather boots
Material used in a pants worn by 100% metrosexual males transplanted from New Jersey to Southern California.
My snug buttermilk leather pants excite everyone in the room!
Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure
I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin
When children are starving in Africa
"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"
"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"
"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"
" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"