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The weakest and most pathetic flavour of chicken at Nandos... Seriously, it'd be like going out for a curry and ordering a fucking cucumber and yoghurt dip as your main course.
Often used as a put down for someone who has taken the weedy option along with "Mango and Lime" (the other Nandos flavour of choice for those of weak tongue).
Nando's Man: How would you like it?
Colm (Very Quietly): Lemon and Herb please (shhh)
Nando's Man: And you sir?
Dan: EXTRA HOT PLEASE... (quietly) Actually make that mango and lime...
"You Mango and Lime bastard!"
"You cucumber and yoghurt cunt"
"You lemon and lime bastard"
"You Mango and Herb dick"
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It's like a backwards melon bag.
What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?
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to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.
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1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.
2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.
3) Getting lemon.
"Don't get Jif Lemon"
"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"
Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."
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An idiom that is roughly the inverse of "sour grapes", though much rarer: insisting that something unpleasant is in fact desirable, esp. if it was actively sought for earlier.
"I know the guy's miserable at work, but he keeps telling me he loves it. Sweet lemons, right?"
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A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.
"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."
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When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.
I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.
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