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the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.
Please don't lizard launch me
I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.
A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy
Get off that atv you mud lizard
Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.
Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.
Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.
Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .
noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
"He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
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The alterego taken up by Jim Morrison, one of the greatest poets and singers to ever live.
Try to set the night on fire, try to set the night on fire, TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIREEEE!Yeah
-The Doors, "Light My Fire"
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A playa of the 1920s.
Tom Buchanan, a lounge lizard? Ha! I banged ten times as many hoes as that dumb brute.
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