Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.
I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.
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mrs artman
a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear
luke is such a queer conklin the lobster
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When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!
Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!
"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.
1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.
"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"
Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.
I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.
Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.