butt lock

When your butt falls asleep from sitting in one position too long.

"Oww I've got some major butt lock!"

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D-Lock

1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.

2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous

1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!

2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!

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Locked in Lust

Locked in Lust is a male chastity device company specializing in inescapable chastity devices and other male chastity accessories.

I just bought a male chastity device from Locked in Lust, and now I am stuck in it without the key.

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lip-lock

Someone who fastens their face to yours and then you cant take them off for the rest of the evening

Dat Hoe got lip lock

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lock drop

The small lock of hair that hangs down from a groomed combover , resting in front of the forehead.

That don draper has a mad lock drop

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Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

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Tizum Lock

This refers to the trevnoir/milotic archetype where the lock is not strong enough to be considered a hard lock, so instead we categorize it as a "Tizum Lock"

Damn, i just lost to fuckin tizum lock."

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