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When your butt falls asleep from sitting in one position too long.
"Oww I've got some major butt lock!"
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Locked in Lust is a male chastity device company specializing in inescapable chastity devices and other male chastity accessories.
I just bought a male chastity device from Locked in Lust, and now I am stuck in it without the key.
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1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.
2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous
1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!
2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!
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Someone who fastens their face to yours and then you cant take them off for the rest of the evening
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The city of Lock Haven is the county seat of Clinton County, in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania. Located near the confluence of the West Branch Susquehanna River and Bald Eagle Creek, At the 2000 census, Lock Haven's population was 9,149. Built on a site long favored by pre-European peoples, Lock Haven began in 1833 as a timber town and a haven for loggers, boatmen, and other travelers on the river or the canal. A light-aircraft factory, a college, and a paper mill, and many more smaller enterprises are present in Lock Haven. A levee or as it is called in Lock Haven "the Dyke", completed in 1995, protects the city from further flooding. While industry remains important to the city, about a third of Lock Haven's workforce is employed in education, health care, or social services.
Some words of advice: A lot of the men and woman in Lock Haven are back stabbers and nosy cunts.
"I am from Lock Haven, but I am not an asshole like most the others that live there"
"Lock Haven was flooded really bad in what we call The flood of 1972"
"Most the people in Lock haven are addicted to some type of drug. Even teachers and child social workers"
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Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!
Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”
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When you put a thot on blast by telling her where she is in life.
Dang gurl she just got thot locked.
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