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n. pl. (BeefLogs)
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.
Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.
1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.
She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants
The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
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Big meaty cock. Another name for large penis.
Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.
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That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".
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An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.
I have just finished having a breakfast log
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