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yeah, well sorry, but mtv is a good channel. welcome to 2005 bitches, tv isnt for music anymore, its for shows. want to see music videos? watch mtv2 or mtv between the hours of 2 am and 4 pm. thats plenty music right there. and the reality shows? amazing. real world, road rules, real world road rules challenge, real world road rules battle of the sexes 1 and 2, my super sweet sixteen, laguna beach, made, everything else that is right with the world. excuse me but how can a tv channel kill music? i believe that was the corruption of the music industry which essentially runs mtv. so take your whiny-ass problems to geffen and columbia and def jam and whatever. go watch some real world.

turn on mtv right now. you'll enjoy what you see.

by spamee February 21, 2005

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mtv sucks!

The golden chalice of truth that descends upon the millions of unsuspecting, young, insecure American individuals who are being bludgeoned by the credulous infection of bad, boring, baseless media, slipping into their brains like noxious slime, teaching them to consume, fuck, and paint themselves like mannequins, and ultimately refusing them their manifestation of that that is truly youthful: REBELLION.

mtv sucks! is the best antibiotic for our nation's youth, mtv sucks! will expose you to the wonderful strands of music that exist outside of the public eye, mtv sucks! will dose you and make you question reality in the year 2007.

by Crispy Lover III October 5, 2007

275๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


mtv kid

A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.

MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!

by joe725 October 13, 2007

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MTV Bitch

A person who sits infront of the camera on shows such as 'the fabulous life of... celebrity dogs' and bitches about celebrities.

MTV Bitch:

'P Diddy actually bought a ยฃ0.5 million necklace for Elton John then found out Elton was gay. *Does an over-dramatized impression of P Diddy*'

by Daniel McCabe December 17, 2005

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MTV girl

Noun: A wild skank

She's one of those MTV girls.

by Robertjack December 26, 2011

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MTV 2

Started out in 1996 as M2, later MTV-2. The original plan was to bring back music videos since MTV dropped them. MTV-2 had a pretty decent variety. On January 1st 2001 it merged with The Box Music Network (which was a pay per view music video network seen on cable and Low Power TV stations) Not all that much changed other then the fact that they cross promoted it much more with MTV. In 2002, the boneheads at Viacom decided to start adding more rap and non music programming to the schedule. Fianlly they did it again. MTV-2 is now just another MTV with nothing but rap and shit shows. Then they re imaged the network with a tacky logo with 2 dogs. Instead of the video names being on the bottom left like most music videos, they flash them in the middle of the screen. They also flash pointless messages in the middle of the screen such as "Stop thinking about your hair" MTV-2 is now officially a big waste of bandwidth. Their website is also a worthless piece of shit.

MTV 2 was good. Now its shit.

by 1069 January 6, 2006

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MTV VMA

a lame show where corporate whores get an award for singing to a machine made music

LOL! did u hear that? justin timberlake called himself a musician! thats a good one!

by Boogxter August 30, 2003

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