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1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.
2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.
Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”
2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”
“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
While doing the girl doggie style you have a friend waiting just outside the door. The said friend slowly comes in and you stop fucking her and he quickly procedes to take over. While your girl thinks you are still behind her leave the room and proced outside and to the window of the room where she is having fun. Then smile and wave to her from outside the room.
This magic trick will more than likely cause you to never get any from this girl again.
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When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.
Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."
Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
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Anonymous messageboard at the yellow5.com website. Common hangout for trolls, hackers and penguins.
Also see, Pokey the penguin, meme, eigenvector girl.
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Don't lie to me Gustav, you're a stinking mac user!
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To "become a magical girl" can be synonymous to dropping acid,
or a group of girls doing LSD.
In reference to the visuals in parts of Madoka★Magica, especially bad trips.
- Hey kid, wanna become a magical girl?
- Last time I became a magical girl, I remember becoming God for a moment, forever.
- The rest of us were planning on becoming magical girls this weekend.
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Similar to a Magical Girl in anime, but they are traditonally seen as supporters to help the Magical Girl(s) combat evil.
Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)
Li Shaolan (Cardcaptor Sakura)
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A Magic Dildo is a Dildo that fucks whatever you tell it to. How it works is you just say Magic Dildo and whatever you want it to fuck. Example: Magic Dildo my pussy. Now to make it stop whatever it is doing all you have to say is Magic Dildo back in your box.
A woman was using a Magic Dildo and forgot how to get it to stop fucking her. So she decided to go to the porn shop she got it from. On the way she had an orgasm due to the Magic Dildo and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. A Police Officer pulled her over and he asked her "How much have you had to drink?" And she said I haven't had anything to drink. This Magic Dildo is fucking me and I forgot how to make it stop. So the Police Officer said Magic Dildo my ass..... well you get the picture of what happend next.
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