1.) A person who is usually someones "cousin" that is extrememly annoying, ditzy and Blonde. Mary is usually a code name for someone else and is used so that people can talk about that person in front of thier face, and they usually don't notice.
Girl #1: "OMG...mary is such a whore."
Girl #2: "I know, right."
Jamie (Mary): O, hey guys, who are you talking about?
Girl #1: "oh, just my cousin Mary from Ohio, not you."
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Mary: permanent state of pregnancy
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A flaming homosexual who can act completely straight until he sees a cute necklace. May or may not have limp wrists.
Me: Hey Maris, how are you today?
Maris: Good, just got back from working construction... *voice gets three octaves higher* OHMYGAWD I LOOOOOVE YOUR NECKLACE!!!!!!
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A beautiful girl, who is loving, caring, and accepting. She has soft brown hair and is ticklish all over. She has a boyfriend who loves her with all his heart, and she is absolutely perfect.
"hey, have you seen Maris around?"
"Nah she's probably busy being perfect"
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a thot who isnt satusfied with one guy, takes other peoples men to be happy
oh i like josh
dont tell mary she will steal him
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a mary is a bitchy person and likes to show off. She is nice at some moments but is mostly mean. She is fat and loves the taste of blood on her skin. She listens to rock and roll music and loves to skate. She is emo. She wishes her name was Scarlet like a scar. She likes black and red. She loves the devil and loves to skate. Her favorite snow cone flavor is tigers blood. Sometimes she feels like her family hates her because of her style. She is the type of person who is shy to everyone except for her friend in her club. She loves to party and shove her face with food. Her favorite food to eat is meat.
Dude, what is up with that badass girl, she is such a Mary}
Is there something wrong with her?
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Doing some extacy and then smokin a joint after
Hey try some of this malcom x....yo have you heard of malcom and mary
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