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The Cleveland Browns of baseball.
When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.
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My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.
1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.
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To do particulary well in an event, race or competition, or just to do something right. Only to be said by one who plays a lot of Call of Duty: World at War or is exposed to it a lot.
1) Commentator: Usain Bolt wins the race!
Me at home: Outstanding Marines!
2) Teacher: Jimmy, you won the colouring competition!
Little brother of CoD Nerd: Outstanding Marines!
3) Reznov: They come for our blood, but drown in their own!
My friends in my Call of Duty party: Outstanding Marines!
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A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?
'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'
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A call to mobilize the Marines into combat or other situations where swift action is needed.
Aide: Mr. President, a 'situation' has developed in Sweden.
President: Send the Marines!!
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An elite sub-division of the United States Navy that has forces trained in ground, sea, and air combat.
Bob enlisted in the Marine Corps.
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The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.
"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."
"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."
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