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To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.
"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"
(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat
how much is that mat cat
the best raper in the world. his masterpiece is at the block block at the top top, his rhymes are immaculate and thou cockus incomprehensible. he is a rapper from Denmark and LA his catchphrase is "the best raper from LA that has never been tro LA!!1!!1"
Guy 1: have you seen the new Lil mat b song "at the top"?
Guy 2: it sucked ass
When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
A classic pre-announced, announcement.
in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.
This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.
Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.