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a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the type of guy you’d want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.
yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was riding loren all night, it’s all good though. it’s just matty c
This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
Mattie day is on March 22nd, it is a day for Mattie to spend with the one he loves the most
Person: What will you do tomorrow?
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
skinny legend (95lb) with big fat ass that can shake the towns upside down.
"YOYOYO ITS MATTY B WITH DA BOOTY FAT AYYYYY WHERE DA PARTY ATTT"
A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence
“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜
the only cool guy left in the world
"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"