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Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.
Its ya boi Matty with the fat sacks of ganja
Dude: Hey I'm out of weed know where I can get any?
Bro: Yo hit up Matty Fatsacks he got that fire
Mattie day is on March 22nd, it is a day for Mattie to spend with the one he loves the most
Person: What will you do tomorrow?
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous
Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile
Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜
the only cool guy left in the world
"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"
A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence
“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
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