A guy who says he doesnβt pull, but pulls more bitches than anyone you know
βWho is that guy how is he getting so many females?β
βI donβt know man heβs a total He Mattβ
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When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
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Matt Nicholls- Drummer of metal core band Bring Me the Horizon, lives in Sheffield. Great at drumming,incredibly attractive. Best friends with all his mates. He is a really fun person to be around from what it seems like in pictures. He's my second favorite.
Girl: Oh my god, who's that?
Me: Thats Matt Nicholls, the drummer of bring me the horizon.
Girl: Hes so hot and great at drumming.
Me: I know.
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A Matt Exclusives is someone who is a hypocrite
Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.
Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.
Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!
A hood rat from rockland ontario, He often goes to his uncles house, most commonly known as 2 chainz. He is in the DOPE boys. Orinated rap City.
I just ripped a matt rossi, I am going down to matt rossi, I love taking a matt rossi.
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