Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.
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He loves to take girls out for food usually Nandoβs, he is usually extremely strong and donβt put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
I went to max house last night
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Max is the kind of guy who is smart and cunning he also likes to read and is a tad bit nerdy, but donβt get him he will stand up for his friends and will beat the shit out of you.he is not a boobs man he is more of ass man
Oh hey max oh hey Iβm just reading hey look at Sallyβs ass whoa that is a BIG one.
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A name that can be used for someone regardless of gender.
They are usually very creative and possibly artistic.
They aren't the best in relationships but try their hardest.
Max's can appear as very innocent and clean minded but is the dirtiest minded and person you will know.
Max can also come off as rude when really they don't know what to do ecactly
Person: Dammit
Max: MIND YOUR FUCKING PROFANITY!
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The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.
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1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
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All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money
Max
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