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This guy from The Witcher.
Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!
Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"
I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
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To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.
A male who is homo, but no homo.
"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.
Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.
Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!