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when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet
i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months
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One of the many children that a Mexican family tries to fit in the cab of their pickup truck. The limited space in the cab requires the children to sit on the driver's and passenger's lap, thus protecting the driver in the event of a crash. (if there are more than 5 kids it would be called a MexiPack)
Look at the Garcia's over there with those 5 mexican airbags on their laps.
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Another name for LSD, or acid.
We really need to get some Mexican blueberries before that concert of Friday night.
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A very small, short Mexican Man. He appears to be 14 years old, but is actually 21 or older. He also speaks and understands very little english.
Interesting Facts about The Pocket Mexican:
1. Enjoys the company of drunk plus size and extremely tall women, which makes him look even smaller than he is in reality.
2. Follows these women around night clubs hoping that they will eventually get so drunk that they will need a ride home. The Pocket Mexican can then pounce on the drunken women, providing him with the sexual pleasure he has been denied by women his own size.
3. Mating rituals resemble a small Chihuahua humping a NFL player's leg.
1. Hey, that Pocket Mexican bought me 3 shots of Tequila, I think he's trying to fuck me.
2. Have you seen that Pocket Mexican following Megan around?
3. Pedro is my Pocket Mexican, he doesn't mind that I'm 6'4" and he is 5'3".
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A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.
Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!
Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal