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Clown Midget

A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.

Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"

by jmb2010 December 16, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others

why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass

by vanilla midget August 4, 2006

146๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midget Spinner

When two midgets are having sex and the top midget spins on the other midgets dick.

I was with Sally and she gave me a really good midget spinner.

by Cabot Arkansas October 25, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by brian egan June 22, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.

The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 20, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.

The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.

by El Guero Canijo April 28, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midget Spinner

Were a midget is spun around in the air as a group of guys flip bubbles.

Damn, look at that midget spinner.

by Soy ugly April 25, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž