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Somebody who is at a high ranking level when they are bang average at a game.
It’s most commonly used in clash royale dialect to describe decks/plays at a high level that don't make sense.
Can also be used in multiple other games where scoreboards are in operation and somebody is getting a little bit too big for their boots when they are just bang average.
We are playing a mid-ladder menace, He's running royal giant and hog rider in 2023!
Alternatively:
Them: I popped off that round! I went 10 and 8!
You: You're still a mid-ladder menace.
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(a) The sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) The sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) The period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) The period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one's life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.
Alex: "Hey this party is kickn', where's the homeboy chad?"
Cletus:"He just got his first call about post college careers from his mom. To say the least he's either sitting this night out or PTFO already"
Alex:"mid-degree-crisis!"
Cletus:"Totally! Bottoms up to graduate school!"
The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
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Where you start running but soon realise you can't run as far as you think so you quickly slow back down to a walk and forget about running at all.
I began running, but then i had my mid run crisis and stopped running to catch my breath
A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.
I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.
Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.
when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt
Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.
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Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.
If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.
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