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An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it
When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile
when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...
me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis