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Pretty much the GAYEST musical EVER made on earth. Only preformed when a musical teacher hates all of their students. Prefered by people that sing Barbershop.
Person 1: Do you like Thoroughly Modern Millie?
Person 2: Are you kidding me? Thoroughly Modern Millie is the GAYEST show on earth
Music Teacher: Don't take Thoroughly Modern Millie's name in vain or else you'll be sent to hell!!!
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people typically of african descent getting whipped; lashings
Friend: Did you hear about abenezzar? I heard he got whipped
Abenzzar: yea I got modern day slaved, I got whipped with a charger
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Someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. Also referred to as MDG.
Guy 1: Yo, your friend Zac is super smart. Could you see if he'd be willing to tutor me in Spanish?
Guy 2: Nah boi, he's brilliant but he's lazy AF. No way he'll do it.
Guy 1: Ahh damn, I'm gonna fail Spanish because of this modern day genius. Greaaat.
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One of the greatest video games of all time, created by Infinity Ward. It is the 6th game in the call of duty series. The game has amazing graphics, a great campaign, fun online play, great kill streaks, cool weapons, and special ops. The one and only problem is being forced into game chat on certain play lists for the multiplayer, which isn't that big of a deal.
Hey dude i just got modern warfare 2, wanna come over and play it!
Ill be right over!
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After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.
Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?
Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!
Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...
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Possibly the best game man has ever seen
Guy 1 : Hey , wanna play Modern Warfare 2 at my house ?
Guy 2 : Dont you mean the best game the world has seen !
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