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A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
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An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
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To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
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Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.
Look at that flash monkey trying to impress that skank pathetic.
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An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.
Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."
Joe - "What are you doing?"
Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."
verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual
I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.