mr moriarty

A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.

Bob: Have you seen that mr moriarty ?
Lucy: Yes, he has a mental breakdown last class

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Mrs. Nesbitt

The secret alter-ego of space ranger, Buzz Lightyear.

I am... Mrs. Nesbitt

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Mr Right

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

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Mr. Murray

A code word for marijuana. The word is often used when one wishes to discuss this substance and is in a setting where not all listeners are likely to approve of it. The term was invented in 1992 in an apartment in the Cleveland Circle section of Boston. Since that time it has spread far and wide...

Sometimes, the 'i' is enunciated- as in "Miiiiiiissssster Murray is in the house!"

Question- "Have you seen Mr. Murray?"
Answer- "Yes, as a matter of fact I have seen him. I believe he may even make an appearance tonight".

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Mr. Ree

Mr. Ree (implied to sound like "mystery") is a nickname of rapper Deno Benz

Joey: Who the fuck wrote this verse? It's sicker than pneumonia.

Bruce: Oh... Are you serious? Everyone knows Mr. Ree wrote it

Joey: Okay now I'm embarrassed.

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Mrs. DumpTruck

My band teacher also known as Mr Madsen

Mrs. DumpTruck is a booty stick!

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Mr. Bush

A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.

Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)

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