mr moriarty

A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.

Bob: Have you seen that mr moriarty ?
Lucy: Yes, he has a mental breakdown last class

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Mrs. Nesbitt

The secret alter-ego of space ranger, Buzz Lightyear.

I am... Mrs. Nesbitt

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Mr Right

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

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Mr. Murray

A code word for marijuana. The word is often used when one wishes to discuss this substance and is in a setting where not all listeners are likely to approve of it. The term was invented in 1992 in an apartment in the Cleveland Circle section of Boston. Since that time it has spread far and wide...

Sometimes, the 'i' is enunciated- as in "Miiiiiiissssster Murray is in the house!"

Question- "Have you seen Mr. Murray?"
Answer- "Yes, as a matter of fact I have seen him. I believe he may even make an appearance tonight".

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Mr. Ree

Mr. Ree (implied to sound like "mystery") is a nickname of rapper Deno Benz

Joey: Who the fuck wrote this verse? It's sicker than pneumonia.

Bruce: Oh... Are you serious? Everyone knows Mr. Ree wrote it

Joey: Okay now I'm embarrassed.

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Mr King

Mr King is a very large good cunt .Never dogs the boys and doesnt waste his time on hoes. He fucks with weed and always let's the boys have a fat puff.

Oi my boy Gary over there is just like Mr King

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Mrs. Johnson

A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.

"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

Mrs. Johnson is a sket

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