Ruff Muff

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

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muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

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muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

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Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

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hairy muff

a variation of the phrase 'Fair Enough'

"town tonight?"
"hairy muff"

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muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

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Muff Sesh

The act of stealing muffins from any location - often used to describe any type of stealing action.

Muff Sesh Babay!!

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