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A term of endearment to your sexy lady friend who willingly accepts this nickname.
How's my little snatch muffin doing today?
is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.
Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.
Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
When a male having a muffin top ejactulates into muffin batter and then fills his own belly button with this batter. The batter is then licked out by the opposite sex. Or the same, depending on what you specifically like.
"Jerry: I'm in the mood for a muffin.
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."
Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.
"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."
Description of a booty that "pops" out from the waist, like the top of a muffin.
"Damn, I'd love to fall asleep on Molly Jane's muffin ass."
A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.
"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"
"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"