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Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

by joe shmoe March 1, 2003

196๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Truth Music

Any real music by any artists from different genres (underground/independent rap music makes a big percentage of it) that talks about or exposes the Satanic agenda of the New World Order, The Globalist Manifesto, the Illuminati, and other topics rarely touched by mainstream music.

Any mainstream artists that attempts to expose the elites by the means of Truth Music will either end up being jailed, have their images tarnished through mainstream media, or worse, dead.

The song "Words I Never Said" by Lupe Fiasco can be considered as a Truth Music.

by Immolarium March 11, 2011


baroque music

1. The best period of music

1. All others are shit
2. All others are shit
3. All others are shit
4. You will die alone of you listen to anything from the romantic or moder era
5. Only listen to Baroque music, or our lord and savior J.S. Bach will stab your genitalia with an Oboe reed.

by HomoBromo March 2, 2018


musical chairs

When within the remaining few minutes of the last period of a school day (specifically a highschool class) a student deliberately rattles his or her chair around to spark the process of the entire class picking up their things and leaving.

Usually a few students are reponsible for being the catalyst of the movement and it normally occurs durring the time when the teacher is giving instructions for homework or summarizing other important details about the days lecture.

Variations of musicial chairs include the zipping up of binders, slamming of books, or putting papers away.

Toby wanted to get out of class to smoke weed as soon as possible so he contributed a rattling chair solo to the class inducing multiple students to join into musical chairs.

Jamal was in need of an excuse to conveniently "not hear" the teachers instructions for the homework, so he violently dashed his binder zipper back and forth for several seconds.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman July 29, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pop music

The sound a dying mongoose makes from its anus as it dies

BOB - "Shit, is there a dieing mongoose in your living room?"
FUCKWIT - "no, thats my Britney Spears CD"
BOB - My eyes are bleeding....

by V.D Hurts December 6, 2003

3271๐Ÿ‘ 474๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Music Freaks

An animated and voice acted gacha series made by the YouTuber RosyClozy. The main cast includes Jake, Hailey, Zander, Luke, Milly, and Sean. It's one of the most iconic gacha series and even has its own merch.

Man, have you seen the new episode of the Music Freaks?

by mell0wtail January 20, 2021

29๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mattress Music

Music people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is awesome but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf December 16, 2015