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Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.
So French Mustard is a combination of the two.
Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.
when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns
johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug
A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)
She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!
Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.
Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard
the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes
I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard
A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.
1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!
it's great on sandwiches