French mustard

Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.

So French Mustard is a combination of the two.

Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.

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mustard plug

when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns

johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug

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slut mustard

A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).

Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)

She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!

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twat mustard

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

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nob mustard

the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes

I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard

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Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

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sex mustard

a yellow spread for food.

it's great on sandwiches

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