n00b

Idiots who laugh at people for reading what the definition of n00b is on urbandictionary.com, since most people do it for fun, since most definitions for n00b really suck, especially the ones saying respectful new players are n00bs.

Newbie: Hey, I'm new to this game. I heard it's awesome. Someone please tell me the basics?
n00b: z0MG n00b j00 sux at dis gaim fk ur faic
Newbie: I know what a n00b is, n00b.
n00b: H4x n00b STAHP INSULTIN MEH
(n00b has ragequit.)
Level 100: You suck man-
Newbie: You're a n00b too, I already know what you're going to say.
(Level 100 has ragequit.)

(Guy reads n00b definitions for fun.)
Guy: I'm not a f***ing n00b you fags, I'm reading n00b definitions for fun, n00bs!

Hacking Loser n00b egg kid

This would also be referred to as an EncryptEgg95451 this creature that could only be found on xbox1 careful when talking to it in a party it tends to break legs and play bongos it also likes Natalie

That egg is a hacking loser n00b egg kid

Subscription n00b

Someone who didn't know how to subscribe to Urban Dictionary, without adding a word (similar to this one). *looks around*

"Hey man, how do you subscribe to U.D"

"Sorry, man... I'm a Subscription n00b, I had to add a word to subscribe"