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The art of masturbating in a high/semi-high traffic area in your home or in a public area without anyone catching you or being suspicious of anything.
All of a sudden I got really aroused in a public place so I had to ninja fap
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A Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are. Then you flush it and the water will STAY brown forever and they will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
I hate that fucker. I'm gonna Ninja Blast his toilet
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adverb do describe something done in an agile and surreptitious manner; to be sneaky, stealthy, or covert.
I snuck in ninja style to get some picts of Jenny having sex.
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A gymnast. Capable of randomly doing a cartwheel into a back-flip, a hand-stand, and then a front-flip in the span of five seconds.
Guy 1: "Dude, gymnastics is a girl-sport."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"
Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"
They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.
We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.
Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.
Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!
Someone who watches YouTubers but doesn't subscribe, like or any form of interaction with the channel.
Yo we got a lot of ninja watchers on our live stream today.