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On December 5th, You date your friend for a a week or can go longer.
Hey Dave wanna be my date?
Why?
Because it’s National Date Day!
Oh yeah sure!
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November 2nd, 2004 - Same day as Kerry & Bush election, marked to celebrate No Bush & No Dick (Cheney).
voter1: "You celebrating National Celibacy Day?".
voter2: "Hell yeah, on election day, I'll vote for anyone but Bush".
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National pegging days when you peg your boyfriend
Sam it's National pegging day I'll go get the strap
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everyone be gay today! April 18
#nohomo
“Hey be gay with me it’s National gay day, but no homo!”
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International kissing day april 13th
Kiss your favorite side bitch but don tell your main bitch cuz it national kissing day
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June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!
“Omg it’s national dick day!”
“Yeah I know. I grabbed my bf’s”
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