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When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
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Albany-Metro is deff not a hick-ish farmland. Filled with gangsters who might shoot you and snobby rich kids who drive around sick cars, vacation at the hamptons or luxury ski resorts, and count their cash. Surrounded by suburbs where everyone drinks, smokes, and parties because there is nothing else to do. Everyone and their brother is Italian. Alotttt of college kids: UAlbany, Union, RPI, etc.
Pretty sweet location with the city like 2 hours away, new england across the hudson, and montreal just up north.
So yeah, check out the 518.
Albany, New York is maddd sweet.
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The New York yankees get to spend all the money in the world and everybody hates them.
sports fan, "Wow, the new york bankees just went off and bought the whole country of japan. they suck trucks."
New york bankees fan, "You're just jealous because you don't have as much money as us! Your team sucks!"
sports fan, "Screw you asshole"
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The Yankees own everything and everyone- mostly because they have deeeeeeeeeep pockets, and can afford to buy everthing and everyone.
Guy#1"Look, the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
Guy#2"It's ok, they've got billions where that came from!"
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Someone who's primary residence is New York city and thinks their shit doesn't stink.
When Jack piped up with his unwarranted comment on the
subject it was very clear his(New York Attitude " ).
had taken over before his brain kicked in .
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A very fast minute. You use this saying when you'll be back, or have something done, really quick.
"I'll have the cookies here in a New York minute!"
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A New York Accent is how working class whites in the city speak. It involves dropping r's off words that have them (father-fatha) and adding them to words that don't (soda-sodar). Changing and adding "oi" in words (oil-erl). Pronouncing the "th" as a "d" or "t" (the-da)(through-trew). There are three major New York accents:Italian, Irish, and Jewish. Blacks speak differently that would not be considered a New York accent. The New York Accent is more prominant in older people and is being lost in younger people as they imitate fake upper class whites from the midwest that they see on tv.
Guy 1: I'm gonna take da LIE tah go see my fatha out on da island.
Guy 2: You have a heavy New York Accent
Guy 3: Yeah, I was born in Bushwick
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