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frightened nipple

A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.

I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!

by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017


Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 25, 2014


boner nipple

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping

Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples

by Random_fact_girl May 02, 2015


Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 30, 2016


nipple grazer

A tshirt that has its sleeves cut off and then is further cut down to one's waist, leaving only a shred of fabric keeping it classified as a "shirt" instead of a "cape". Key point being the often view of the wearer's nipples due to the shirt swaying with average motion.

"Check out the bro with the blue Adidas nipple grazer. All that's missing is a backwards baseball hat!"

by katietoo62 September 10, 2013


Nipple ninja

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict

That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja

by Nothunterself December 17, 2013


glass nipples

The result of cold canadian winters creating nipples so hard they could cut glass.

"Hey bro, you might want to wear a coat, the winds are causing some mad glass nipples."

by CamelToeKa October 28, 2013