a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.
bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot? Thank you goodbye.
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The easiest way to count to 100.
bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?
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100 likes and ill go sicko mode is when you are so dank up to the point where everybody in the room starts t-posing on little children and grabbing them by the cheeks.
Let's go 100 likes and ill go sicko mode on those little kids.
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When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.
Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
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CREEMEESREALAWEONAOENSERIONOVIRUSFULLHD4K
DESCARGA YA MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ULTIMA VERSION 100% real no fake 1 link Mega
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People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga
Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd
Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd
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The link for the GIF of the cat taking off their glasses, except it's missing the "http ://" part.
Little Timmy: "I used inspect element, selected the cat gif, and it sent me to 'media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webp'! How cool is that, Mom?"
Mom: "Your father and I are getting a divorce."
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