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Halo PseudoPro

A person in just about any Halo game(more recently Halo:Reach) who is of a high rank, yet is terrible, immature, a squeaker, talks too much shit, uses detachable turrets, rushes power weapons, betrays teammates for said power weapons, or overall is just a bad player of Halo. This mostly pertains to Reach since the rank of the player is determined by the amount of overall time the player has achieved in multiplayer(credit-based ranking system.)
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.

Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.

Me: I ran into a Halo PseudoPro today, all he did was teabagand brag about his Hayabusa armor, even though the year is 2011 and everyone who has the campaign disc has it. Friend: wow someone like that must just have a tiny dick/enflamed cliteris and feels like they need attention, what an asshole.

by ExplosiveSoap August 7, 2011

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halo and halo2

The best fps for the xbox. With cool guns such as the needler.

Halo and halo2 sure are swell!!

by Razorbackmissle August 18, 2007

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Halo Douchebag

That douche that overplays Halo 3, and always teabags their victim after a kill.

Man I was playing Halo 3 with Jimmy the other day and I never realized how much of a Halo Douchebag he was. Does he not have a life?

by Ben and Alex January 25, 2008

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Halo 3

If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.

person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!

by maxg December 19, 2004

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halo 3

A game so addicting the only way to quit is to kill yourself.

jimmy played halo 3 so much he eventually killed himself.

by oozy rat October 29, 2007

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Halo: Reach

After hearing about Infinity Ward releasing a game called Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 or Call of Duty 6 or Modern Warfare 2, critically acclaimed studio Bungie will follow up Halo 3: ODST or Halo 3: Recon with Halo: Reach, in an attempt to show video game studios how to actually keep children from going to school.

Halo: Reach has good graphics too Infinity Ward!

by Ling Ling's Torso January 11, 2010

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halo reach

the mos epic game ever played by any living human.
so epic it took 3 games just to prequil it.

person one: what are you doing?

person two: playing halo reach the most epic game EVER!!!

person one: can I play?

person two: NO!!!

by whatsfordiner? November 2, 2010

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