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How fast your nut sack is moving during sex.
She yelled... Pound me harder! I can't feel your nuts slapping my ass? Bag speed is everything, ya know! It's the only thing that matters.
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Dirty basslines and hard jackin 4/4 beats... this genre is an aquired taste thankfully so not many dickheads like it stick to your happy hardcore and leave the quality beats and basslines to us speedgarageheads!
speed garage is played in decent underground clubs like niche and chic, full of coke n pillheads but who cares!
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A poker term that defines being dealt two fives as hole cards.
I wish i hadn't folded since the flop was five five, jack. I would of had a quad!
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1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship
2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot
2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.
3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
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The mythical advantage that the Southeastern Conference (SEC) has against other conferences in college football.
The term has gained popularity in the recent decade as a way for SEC fans and mainly ESPN to discredit the SEC's major conference rival, the Big Ten.
The mythical claim results from the stereotype of Big Ten teams containing large, brutish players that can fare well in run based offenses in the cold northern part of the country while SEC teams in the warm southern part of the country are often pass based. Somehow it is perceived that run based offensive players are somehow slower.
This mythical claim also goes against recent matchups between the two conferences. From 2002-2006, the Big Ten holds a 8-6 advantage in bowl games.
SEC_fan: Vandy could sooooo kick OSU's butt we've got "SEC SPEED".
Big_Ten_fan: There's no such thing as SEC Speed. We own you in Bowl Games.
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A poop ranging from 1-2 grunts. Usually finished in a minute. Occationally results in itchy butt.
Joe: Are you ready to go to Six Flags?
Nick: Hold on, I have to take a speed poop.
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The act of looking at females ages 12 to 16 and making/ thinking of sexual comments when you are a male who is 18 years or older.
As you are driving, you see a female from behind that is walking. You don't know her age but she looks as though she has a nice body. As you drive by, you catch a better glimpse of her and realize that she is underage and looks to be in middle school or high school.
Dude, did you just go "Jai Speed"
She looked 18!
Fool, she was only 15!
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