I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

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I don't even eat pie cuz

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.

Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

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I don't never get tired

State of not giving a fuck,crap, etc. despite popular opposition.
Being mentally capable of dealing with a situation longer than commonly expected.

-"I bite my tongue for no one, fuck what these hoes say! I don't never get tired."

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I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

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I don't piss where I eat

Example.. a man or woman that meets an attractive person in their apartment complex that chooses not to get romantically involved because that's where she lives. Said person is not going to piss where they eat..

I don't piss where I eat

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I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger, flavored with bay leaf

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger, you should try it!"

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