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When someone in a crowded room sneezes, and another person sneezes no more than 5 minutes later. This is the essence of the sympathy sneeze. Also, when a loud, spit-flying sneeze is let off in an extremely quiet room, some caring person may choose to fake a sneeze just as loud in order to minimalize embarassment.
Kid: Did you hear Jill sneeze in the middle of the SAT's?
Other Kid: Yeah, I let off a sympathy sneeze, just to be nice.
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this is what happens when you eject cum out of your penis, otherwise known as dick sneezing
(guy getting a blowjob)
guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"
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Verb. The act of having a very important, funny, or rediculous idea but minutes later vanishes (as violently as a sneeze).
Ex 1.
Dustin: "So what where you going to say at lunch?"
Dillon: " I cant remeber i had a brain sneeze during fourth hour!"
Ex2.
"As I had the perfect idea for senior prank, a brain sneeze caught me off guard."
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When you cum in a girl's mouth and then punch her in the nose while the cum is still in her mouth.
Gave Suzy a sneezing dragon last weekend. She isn't answering my texts.
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The act of sneezing while eating a tuna sandwich.
I was eating a tuna sandwich while driving one day, and I felt a sneeze coming on but I couldn't chew and swallow fast enough - Tuna Sneeze all over my windshield! Yuk! (True story)
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When a girl queefs and squirts at the same time
Person 1: "Dude, last night hooked up with Rachel and she pussy sneezed all over my face."
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A girl that sneezes, but does it in such a way as to sound feminine, so as to still be "attractive" to the boys. Instead of the deep, loud kind, it comes out high pitched and squeeky, dainty if you will.
When Samantha sneezed, it sounded like a bird chirping. What a sneeze tease.
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