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crib notes

marvels that help underachievers pass intelligence evaluation

Wear laced up shoes on the day of the exam. However, you should remove the shoe laces. Then attach your crib notes behind each FLAP(or whatever you may call it) of the shoe. You may now peek at your crib notes with ease and hide it should someone else get near you.

by astronaught4 January 31, 2008

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Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

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Suicide Note

A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".

"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."

by Smurfpiss August 30, 2008

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c note

an acceptable payment for a lapdance or services from a woman-of-low-morales.

matt dropped a c note on his skank after she gave him a qwikie

by Kben October 20, 2005

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cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 14, 2008

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G Note

The note that triggers us emos. The first note on 'Welcome to the black parade' RIP my chemical romance.

*G Note* WhEn I wAs A yOuNg BoY

by Hit or miss i guess they hUhH April 21, 2019

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Course note

Bill larger than $2

by Lehem October 18, 2003

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