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That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
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Verb, The act of chewing on your partners pubic hairs while they masturbate
Oh man, I love when men Chow my Now.
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When someone takes a Shrek joke too far.
Ned: LOL! The ogrelord knows all.
Ted: Yeah, Let's make a holiday for him called Octogrefest! Then we can have a sleepover at the swamp!
Ned: Its ogre now.... It's all ogre now
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Phrase said to person of the opposite sex with the intent of "giving or receiving sex" as being the topic!!
You are looking at a hot girl (or guy) and just non chalantly say "How bout Now?" And if they say no, say "OK" and then again "So, how about Now?"
Not to be used in conjunction with "Can you hear me now?"
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All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.
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The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah
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