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The town in California that is about an hour away from the state capital, Sacramento. Home of about 9,000 residents.
california bad town dangerous fudge packer live oak California
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Sadly , what was once a perfectly smooth road that can take you from
Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap.
Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.
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This phrase is used to reference an incident where two men were hunting for quail and mysteriously one man had poison oak on 60% of his body, including is rectum and the other hunter had poison oak on his penis and testicles. They will claim that the areas affected by poison oak on each other do not correlate to any specific activity but we all know what happened.
Toby: what really happened in the Poison Oak Incident?
Collin: Hey man, I dont want to talk about it.
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1. A small-scale grocery market located in the heart of burlingame. Known for its dope sandwiches and plenty of snack goodies.
Jim, the campus aide at nearby Burlingame High School, hangs out at Oak Grove Market during lunch to catch his prey.
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Probably the most straight Bacardi a male can drink. Goes well with coke if mixed 50/50 or served as whiskey on the rocks.
Reminds a bit about Captain Morgan rum but it's not sweet and you wont throw it up as easily. Looks like whiskey, pretty bottle too.
A male can only drink Bacardi Oak Hearth and Superior. All other Bacardi is for women, pussies and gay men.
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hidden oaks middle school aka homs is a shithole. all the teachers are jerks and scold you infront of the whole class, you get sooo much homework, and dont even get me started on the annoying, obnoxious, toxic cheer thots. they all think their sooo cool cause they can touch their toes and do their handstands and cheer in the halls but no, their just bitchy and bratty. if your not a cheer thot then your either a loser, loner, emo, or a over athletic douchbag. this school is like a jail, they have gates to stop us from leaving and an intruder could easily just climb over the wall. the food is gross unless its from the vending machine which is expensive. oh i almost forgot about the rich kids. the get premium lunch everyyyyy day and basically buy everything from the vending machines, the bathrooms are shit too, there’s always a turd in the toilet and shit on the walls and boogers. so to sum it up, this place is a shithole
john: you go to hidden oaks middle school?
sam: yeah that place sucks.
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Hidden oaks middle school (Homs) aka Gucci middle, is an actual jail cell they have gates to keep kids in. All the bathrooms just have kids juuling or vaping, teachers are ok, but you have to be on their good side, classrooms suck, food in the cafeteria sucks, staff are strict for no reason, and there is a lady that’s super loud and is always screaming. They even have a punishment of sitting on stage of ur bad. Everyone’s fake and bitches there. Good luck if ur going there. For me 6th grade was the worst year bc everyone thought of us as the young ones. Good luck. It’s torture. Oh and also everyone’s rich and Bragy there.
Julia- do you do to hidden oaks middle school?
Dillon-yea it sucks
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