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Small, boring. little, lame town. If you know anything about Carey.. You know Jimbo. You also know that if someone leaves the water running too long the whole town floods. Do you go to High school here? Then you know Mr Martin. And if you know Mr Martin you know that The noise of jiggling keys= act fast! Put your phones away pull up your shirts tug you shorts down some and act busy!
Theres two good places to eat in this tiny wittle town and thats McDonalds and Splinters. And 2 of the three gas stations have been taken over by Arabs that sell bongs.
However if you dont live in Carey and you Dont know what it is.... Your not missing much.
Person 1.. "You live in Carey... Carey, Ohio.. Like with Jimbo?"
Person 2.."Yeah.."
Person 1.. Whata crap hole!"
Person 2.. "HEY YOU CANT JUST SAY..... yeah i know.. ":(
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A small white trash town filled with wanna be hillbillies and the occasional suburban wanksta.The residents of this and the neighboring town(Germantown)share a school district(Valley View).The residents are mainly low income idiots who like to reproduce and keep the idiocy within the area.You shouldn't go there it is a horrible place to live let alone visit.The appalling reality of their mindless ignorance is saddening.This town makes hopes of an advanced future something hard to grasp.DO NOT approach the locals most of them have loaded shotguns racked up in their four wheel drives.Slicker saucing is a ritual where they abduct you at gunpoint grease your ass and let a mule go at with your rump while they drink corn liquor,listen to Country music, and laugh at your misfortune.
I got slicker sauced in Farmersville (Ohio) last night
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A small hick town located halfway between Marysville and Marion, Ohio. Must drive at least 45 minutes to do anything worthwhile. Not a vacation destination. How many crappy pizza parlors can a small town have? One more thing, white trash.
Population: I could count it on my fingers..
Hey, did you hear the new Family Dollar opened in Richwood, Ohio? Let's sit outside in lawn chairs for 5 hours before its grand opening!
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The Annoying and Incredible ability for every news outlet in Columbus, Ohio to find a connection to their shithole state to world events.
"Next at 11--the Ohio Connection, a recent Nobel Prize winner stayed in Dayton once in 1970."
"Wow, that was a blatant Ohio Connection"
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Ohio Rizz; Rizz that is cursed, Rizz that is peculiar or Strange.
Ohio Rizz; pertaining to weird Rizz, specifically Ohio.
Ohio Rizz; When a person shows Rizz that only appears outwardly as weird and attracts “freaky Females” exclusively.
My Boi from the Hood says that he has Rizz, the only Rizz that he has is Ohio Rizz, he only pulls Freaky Bitches. He has Rizz that only Pulls those Ohio Bitches.
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We have a vast variety of pizza places
Domino's
Little Caesars
Papa John's
Gioninos
Antonio's
Zeppies
Pizza hut
Pizzazios
So basically heaven in North East Ohio and the school system is good too so
Bob:I live in Wadsworth Ohio !
Jane: pizzzzaaaa
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The town where you can find hoes at every corner. People get shot a lot here. Girls be fighting about who took who’s man niggas fight for no reason too and people smoke a lot of weed too.
Welcome to Fremont Ohio we “love it here”
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