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The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.
Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.
closeted gay boy
“secretly” in love with his best friend but pretends to fall in love with girls.
traitor
was a scrawny little dude but then shot up some drugs and got big and strong
throws around a frisbee
was pretty chilly for 70 years
doesn’t break laws but when bucky is involved he’ll break them all
“language”
america’s ass
an old man
woah look at that frisbee
that must be steve rogers
what a traitor leaving his souls mate like that
yeah what a boomer
To suck dick in a bathroom stall for a recording contract.
Did you hear about Jim's new label?
Yea, I heard he had to Matt Rogers for it.
When a goofy dude magically lands a smoking hot girlfriend.
Dude 1: Dude, how did this guy land this chick? He's goofy and she's hot as hell.
Dude 2: Roger Rabbiting .
the best song ever written in the history of mankind, by a band called FEEDER