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In a group of poker players, the shuffle bitch is the player who goes bust first. He or she cannot go home for the rest of the night; instead they must remain and shuffle cards for everyone else at the table.
Ok boys, the game is Jacks Or Better, Trips To Win. Don't wander off, shuffle bitch, we're gonna need you!
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Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.
Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.
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The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.
Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.
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The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.
I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.
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A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
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a type of dance. Popular at the height of the resurgence of guitar-led groups around the turn of the Millennium (The Strokes, Libertines, etc), though still going strong today. It involves awkwardly dancing just about enough so as to avoid any attention based on correctly held assumptions of your character, principally that you would rather be sitting down and/or cannot dance. Often practised in bad clubs on cheap alcoholic drinks whilst not talking to pretty girls. It usually backfires when the aforementioned cheap alcohol really kicks in and you either try to talk to a pretty girl or start a mosh-pit to Blondie and are thrown out of the premises.
Not to be mistaken for the indie rock shuffle
Dave was doing the indie shuffle to The Smiths "How Soon Is Now" whilst staring at a girl he had no chance with when he inadvertently spilt someone's beer and ended up on the floor crying like Morrissey in an abattoir.
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(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.
Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.
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