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Flabby Burger

An over-used flabby, brown vagina, with seeping fluids that make the condiments.

Last night I took this chick to my place, went to go down on her and noticed she had a flabby burger. If i wanted that shit I'd go to Mickey D's!!

by one dong November 11, 2011


pumpkin burger

A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders

Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?

Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?

She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.

by jarvisg September 29, 2013


gurgle burger

Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.

Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.

Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.

by Blood-Rod23 September 4, 2014


Burger Disease

The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties

Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"

by alkssmma,lwwoak June 5, 2019


Clam burger

A womans vagina

Lizz and Hillory have dirty clam burgers.

by sarkaztic November 25, 2014


Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger

Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.

by Uglyonesexy June 28, 2015


Merk Burger

A popular traditional dish from Bolivia consisting of a round patty of ground beef, or sometimes another savory ingredient, that is fried or grilled and typically served in a split bun or roll with various condiments and toppings with the most important ingredient and what makes the burger a merk burger is the Semen of a human of African descent. To prepare the merk burger's most important ingredient a man of above skin color 27 on the SLC24A5 Human Pigmentation Scale and or of direct African descent must Ejaculate semen onto the patty of the burger. After that, you have completed the delicious traditional Bolivian meal.

Yo DeShawn, could you cook me up one good ass merk burger, please?

by tec9chapow November 30, 2020