ground queef

A girl queefs on a bed so much that she leaves dents in the sheets.

person 1"damn James, that girl queefd' so much on that bed last night that it left dents in the sheets, I think I ate too much of her broccoli"
person 2"what do u mean, queef slippage?"
person 1"hell no you donkey pissing shit monger ground queef."

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ground meat

Mostly refers to ground beef,but could be ground turkey, etc.

We use a mixture of ground meat and bread crumbs in our meatballs.

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ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

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Ground Hogging

Male masturbation with the aid of a toilet paper roll, or in the case of those who are exceptionally gifted, a paper towel roll.

I was ground hogging with the roll yesterday, and got a paper cut.

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Ground Pounder

One who bashes their R?C truck to the point of destruction.

I get all the R/C help I need at GroundPoundersRC.com Because I'm a Ground Pounder baby!

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Ground Zero

Ground Zero is the moment you realize your about to nut or when you are in the process of nutting

Guy: i'm about to reach ground zero
Girl: Pull out pull out!

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Laughing at the Ground

Being sick; vomiting.

"Hey, look at him. Half a pint of lager and he's already laughing at the ground."
"Yeah. Let's get him!"

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