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The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him
To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.
Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.
In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.
Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.
To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.
"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."
"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."
The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ
Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.
When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.
She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob
This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
Jac on the cob