Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.

The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.

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Wooden Boat

A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive

Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish

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Boat People

A group of the fucking best guys on Nantucket that go out on a boat every Sunday! They are required to drink many beers, spray urine, make fun of all you non-boat people assholes, and abide by a strict set of rules to ensure a very "waspy" boat day! Boat people rule!!!

Fat lady: What are boat people?
Boat people: We're like a fucking motorcycle gang on the water!
Everyone wants to be Boat People but only a select few make it!

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Trash Boat

The 37th gender approved by the LGBT.

I'm mad, there is no bathroom for Trash Boats.

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Dream Boat

A rather sexy individual.

Neil Robert McEachern.

Lacey: "That Nizzle, what a Dream Boat."
Catie: "Golly gosh, he really is!"
Lacey: "I could go for a soda pop!"
Catie: "That would be keen!"

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boat act

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

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boat widow

Wives and Girlfirends involved with service members while they are on some sort of deployment, who frequent e-clubs and bars in seek of a fuck or quick lay because they are big whores. Normally end up cheating on there husbands or bf and getting pregnat by some dude slapping high fives for banging some dudes wife.

Look its Steves wife talking to like eight dudes. Look shes grabbing 2 guys cocks. She such a boat widow. Lets go get our knobs slobbed.

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