four to the floor

Lyric & song name by band "Starsailor". Good Song.

... Four to the floor / I am sure ...

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the door in the floor

The entrance to that crawl space where you stash your porn/drugs/guns. Usually a secret.

Phil: "Dude, my mom found the door in the floor yesterday..."
Mike: "What did she do with the stash?"
Phil: "She thought it was dad's, so she threw him out on his ass."

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Floor-nigger

Floor-nigger(s) occur in high frequency when an undead man usually of Nazi zombie origins, has his legs removed by ballistic means

"oh no no no no mate mate, floor-nigger floor niggers, watch out for the floor niggers" or " oh no no no mate we have a nigger breach"

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shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

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Floor people

When a person or persons get high and end up on the floor and would rather stay there than move to a bed or chair.

When towlie gets high he turns into floor people

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has the floor

the quality of having one's balls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heterosexual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones balls swangin' free.

G: "My balls are out"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"

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sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

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