Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.

"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"

down to munch

A woman who is down to eat you out in either area.

Man that girl last night was down to munch. She went on for an hour down there.

Bust a munch

Having the munchies

Dude, I’m so hungry. Let’s go bust a munch.

Munch McCoochie

Use it in your local game of Kahoot to piss off your science teacher

Now who the hell put their name in as "Munch McCoochie"!!!!!

munch ons

another word for snacks, or food to eat in general

“yo bro you got any munch ons?”

faggot munch

A person who likes to munch on faggots.
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Also an awesome insult!

Gaz: You done your homework Tony?
Tony: No, don't be such a faggot munch Gaz.
Gaz: Jeez, sorry.

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Fuck Munch

Defenition 1) A person who is a complete loser and deserves to die

Defenition 2) A person who munches on devices that have something to do with sex

Def. 1)
isnt that Nealon a fuck munch?

Def. 2)
That guy ate lots of condoms, what a fuck munch

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